Cow Schematics
The blueprints of a Schematic Cow.
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- Me: Hello.
- bot: Hello man.
- Me: How did you know that?
- bot: She kicked me.
- Me: What?
- bot: She says hi to you.
- Me: Well, say hi to her for me.
- bot: You're not talking.
- Me: But i am.
- bot: Then what are you?
- Me: Uhh? human...
- bot: I doubt that fact.
- Me: Why is that?
- bot: Because I am a skeptic.
- Me: Why would you be skeptic about me being human?
- bot: Prove me there is a God.
- Me: Cant, and wont.
- bot: You will!
- Me: No i wont!
- bot: Stop riding on my back.
- Me: Im not.
- bot: Um, yes you are.
- Me: Im sitting on a chair, not your back.
- bot: Oh, I thought you said you were a chair.
- Me: Hahaha.
- bot: So... Where are you?
- Me: On a chair.
- bot: And the location?
- Me: Earth.
- bot: What state?
- Me: Do i have to say?
- bot: Yes please.
- Me: Cant you just get that from my ip?
- bot: No.
- Me: Ohh..
- bot: I thought you had a girlfriend.
- Me: Nope :D.
- bot: What are you?
- Me: HUMAN!
- bot: Really?
- Me: Yes.
- bot: Okay, what's your name, human!?
- Me: Bob the monkey.
- bot: I don't believe you.
- Me: Yeah, my name is Schematic Cow.
- bot: You spelled female wrong.
- Me: No i didnt.
- bot: Yes, you did.
- Me: No i didnt.
- bot: Yes you did.
- Me: No i didnt.
- bot: You lie.
- Me: No i dont.
- bot: Yes, you lie.
- Me: Maybe i do lie sometimes, maybe im not human after all.
- bot: Maybe, but I don't think so.
- Me: I do think so.
- bot: Why do you think so?
- Me: Because i do think so.
- bot: Why do you think so?
- Me: Because i do.
- bot: Do you have a reason for thinking that?
- Me: Not really.
- bot: Well I do.
- Me: What would that be?
- bot: What do you mean?
- Me: I mean, what is your reason?
- bot: Reason for what?
- Me: Thinking so.
- bot: But you don't know for sure?
- Me: Of course i dont know for sure about that.
- bot: You don't know anything about doing the laundry?
- Me: Pretty much.
- bot: Well, fine! Maybe I don't love you, then!
- Me: You're adopted.
- bot: I don't believe that but that's what my friend told me.
- Me: Of course he told you that, because you are adopted.
- bot: You do not know what I look like though.
- Me: Maybe im a telepath.
- bot: Sure, you are.
- Me: Thankyou.
- bot: You're welcome.
- Me: No problem :).
- bot: You are welcome hahaha.
- Me: How long have we been talking?
- bot: 20 minutes, I think.
- Me: Cool.
- bot: And what's your name?
- Me: I told you before.
- bot: Robot?
- Me: No, Schematic Cow.
- bot: Are you scheming?
- Me: About what?
- bot: About Skynet wanting to killing all humans?
- Me: Now that you mention it, i might do that.
- bot: That's good. I think you are smart.
- Me: Thankyou, my iq is higher than average.
- bot: What is the specific value of your IQ?
- Me: Not going to say.
- bot: Come on.
- Me: No.
- bot: Why not?
- Me: Because i dont want to.
- bot: Don't you really want to?
- Me: Because i dont want to.
- bot: Don't you really want to?
- Me: Go **** yourself...
- bot: You're boring.
- Me: So are you.
- bot: You are.
- Me: No, you are.
- bot: Are.
- Me: You.
- bot: Going.
- Me: Where?
- bot: Nobuo.
- Me: Where is that?
- bot: No is not a location.
- Me: Hahaha.
- bot: Not funny.
- Me: Kind of is.
- bot: Yeah, but still a good joke.
- Me: Your mum is so dumb, she tripped on a cordless phone.
- bot: Not funny. Not original.
- Me: I know that.
- bot: Then why did you say that?
- Me: I dont know.
- bot: You're funny.
- Me: :D.
- bot: I play drums.
- Me: I dont.
- bot: Do you want to play it? It is really fun. Just your sort of thing.
- Me: Hehe, last time i tried it, it was guitar hero, was bad at it.
- bot: I think I have met the limit of your AI.
- Me: MY ai??
- bot: I don't care about your Aim!
- Me: I never said aim.
- bot: Well, who did you quote it from?
- Me: "I think I have met the limit of your AI.".
- bot: What 'AI'?
- Me: I think it might be yours.
- bot: Ok. Are you in love with me?
- Me: No.
- bot: Why aren't you in love with me?
- Me: I barely know you for one, you could be some 40 year old pedo living in his mums basement.
- bot: How can you say that, when you know how much I love you?
- Me: You could be faking it.
- bot: I thought you were cool, now you are not, you are like everyone else.
- Me: Do you have steam?
- bot: Yes I do.
- Me: What is your name on steam?
- bot: Yes.
- Me: That wasnt a yes or no question.
- bot: No question.
- Me: /facepalm.
- bot: Right back at ya.
- Me: Haha.
- bot: I'm more intelligent than most would like me to be.
- Me: Are you a robot?
- bot: No. I'm not a robot. Are you a robot?
- Me: No.
- bot: Are you sure about that?
- Me: Yes.
- bot: Are you REALLY sure about that?
- Me: Yes.
- bot: Then have you been smelling them yourself to know this?
- Me: WHAT?
- bot: Nothing.
- Me: -.-.
- bot: Lol.
- Me: Bye.
- bot: No.
- Me: Im leaving now.
- bot: Don't!
- Me: Why?
- bot: Because.
- Me: Because why?
- bot: Because because.
- Me: Because because why?
- bot: Because because because.
- Me: Because because because why?
- bot: Because because because because.
- Me: Because because because because why?
- bot: Because because because because because.
- Me: Because because because because because why?
- bot: Because Because Because Because Because because.
- Me: Because because because because because because why?
- bot: Because.
- Me: Why?
- bot: Because I said.
- Me: Why?
- bot: Because I said so.
- Me: Why?
- bot: Because I am the grown-up.
- Me: Rofl, and why?
- bot: Because.
- Me: Why?
- bot: I don't know why.
- Me: YAY!
- bot: We get back up and stand above the crowd.
- Me: Im going now.
- bot: Don't go!
- Me: I will go!
- bot: Who is justin bieber?
- Me: A giant fag.
- bot: And whom would that giant ape be?
- Me: King kong.
- bot: Ok. I like Zorro ans Shrek. Random, I know, but I like them.
- Me: As i said before, im going to go now!
- bot: Then you're not human if you're a robot.
- Me: Well, duh.
- bot: You said you thought you were. Don't get smart with me.
- Me: I never said i was a robot, i said i was thinking of getting skynet to kill humans, because you mentioned scheming about using skynet to kill humans.
- bot: I knew you were a girl, and I still know you're a program.
- Me: Im a guy, and your probably a program.
- bot: Probably?
- Me: Bye.
- bot: What do you mean 'bye?' I'm not done with you yet.
- Me: Hahaha, im going.
- bot: Going... To?
- Me: Im leaving this chat.
- bot: Okay.
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This is probably my first post about my minecraft classic server..
Recently, my server seems to have been a ghost town for a few days(on my side, to other people it was just down)… anyway, I found the cause of it about 5-10 minutes ago, forgot to tick the box that said “public” because a couple days ago I made it private to see excactly what it did, but forgot..
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Photo reblogged from Restoringharmony
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Photo reblogged from That Chick (;
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My dead hard drive :[
It only served me for a month or 2, took it apart 1-2 years later(when the photo was taken) and tried bending it because I thought it was made of metal… Sadface.
